Trust a hair product named after a follicular cyst and this is what happens.

Fuck Greek Yogurt. Gimme some full-fat Syrian or Lebanese yogurt, or better yet, Labneh/Lebni/Lebneh.

You’d think some reasonably intelligent attorney with a degree from, say, Fred’s Finest College o’Law ‘n’ Stuff could craft a hold harmless clause.

Many, many more people work at home now.

Probably better safety features. I drove my mom’s 1994 car recently and was horrified at how unsafe it felt - headrest was down between my shoulders, one airbag...

This family’s whole existence is built on denial of the truth, so it’s not surprising that they deflect, deny and redirect.

She would look great in a tux or a gown. This just looks like a fashion shot to me.

I can see her doing something like this on the cover of a fashion magazine, because she’s both a designer and a fashionista, but on a sports mag? Should have shown a great sports shot.

Different holiday - not Christmas, but New Years.

I was at a red light and it had just turned green when this guy - maybe 20 years old on a BMX bicycle on the sidewalk stupidly decides to take off, jump his bike off the curb, and weave through all the lanes of traffic before everyone took got going, rather than to wait for the light to change so he could cross.

Yeah, that needle business, jesus. I’m glad you had dad to carry you.

That is some twisted parenting right there. I guess parents get to a point where they’re like “Eh, whatever works.”

Barbie. I wanted ONE DAMN REAL BARBIE but I got some off-brand brunette doll that none of Barbie’s clothes fit, so she had only one outfit.

Good god. The horror. I would lose it.

COPS = GOOD

Really, they just look like a buncha dudebros to me.

Like George Costanza’s dad fell on a Fusilli Jerry? (about 2:55 in)

Many people have education at top universities. Some of them manage to remain humble about the help they have gotten along the way and want to help others. Scalia benefitted from a weird sort of affirmative action. I just wonder if he would admit he got lucky.

But I have THREE examples. Surely we can extrapolate to the entire population ;-)

But everyone else is a “freeloader” who wants a handout. He thinks that about people who want low-interest college loans, employer-sponsored birth control, etc.