Yes, it happens everywhere, all the time. A friend found his roommate had set up to film their female roommates in the shower.

I thrift quite a bit. Latest find? A black canvas Dooney&Bourke bag, with a blessedly small logo plate instead of that ugly duck, for $6. It is perfect in every way - size, # of pockets, everything. MIne is solid black. Spotted on eBay used for $68. Woo hoo.

Ow.

Oh, you talk like you have never wanted to drill a hole in your head to let the demons out.

I had cats. They were furry and cute. They were also unreasonable bastards who would not let me sleep. No more cats for me.

If it is on the internet, it is 100% legit. It has to be. That’s the law.

Creepers have one million different stupid ways to creep.

See also: Irish Potato Famine.

Goddamn I hate phytophthora.

Made me sob. Such love is so sweet and rare.

I used to be a reporter in a very wealthy area. I stopped this gorgeous young woman in her lexus SUV with her massive wedding ring and asked a simple person on the street question (honestly, I think it was “How do you feel about people texting and driving in school zones?”) She looked at me with wide-eyed panic and I…

And the most entertaining.

That’s awful. I’m sorry you had to go through that.

Was the Cheesecake/Chocolate Cake Kid story in Thousand Oaks?

You’re missing the point, which is that, for these people, drinking is always immoral:

My sis converted to Christianity as a teen and did the same thing. What a great thing to throw in your parents’ faces as a bratty teen “You’re going to hell, Mom!”

I’m not joking. I believe in God, and I love Jesus (though not the Bible. Jesus in my heart is good enough for me). I’m just glad I wasn’t indoctrinated as a child.

Having sex with your wife is moral, Biblically speaking. Apparently they think drinking is not (despite all that Jesus turning water into wine business).

The part that cracks me up is that they didn’t want the person drinking “in public.” They’re fine with something they consider immoral, as long as no one knows about it. This one thing told me everything you need to know about that “church”.