I thank God I wasn’t brought up as a Christian.

I went to one of his shows (exBF took me) where he didn’t even make eye contact with the audience, just sat on a stool smoking madly and playing. I ended up going to hang out in the lobby and had a much nicer time there.

Maybe it was silk?

Yes. When a beautiful young woman makes music people love, it’s not serious. When a guy makes the same music gloomy, OMG genius.

There is nothing about him I like.

I just found out the other day (hello facebook stalking) that my HS BF is dead. I’m surprised he lasted as long as he did, and I don’t know what he died from, but dang. I hope he isn’t waiting for me. This is the guy who, long after we broke up, got a tattoo of my face on his shoulder. Weird.

It just plays into this stupid notion of “We can fix anyone if we just give them the right pithy piece of advice.” You can stop being homeless, overcome your abuse, stop your addictive behaviors and most importantly get off public assistance if someone just slaps you in the face with the right phrase. No one needs to…

I’ll be quoting your grandmother for the rest of my life. That’s perfect.

WAR IS PEACE.

Yeah, it’s probably a case of the client saying NO, JUST FLOWERS. I WANT MORE ROSES THAN ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE.

You just want any chance to cosplay, don’t you. Admit it. :-)

Dear K&K’s florist: more flowers is not always better. Throw in some greenery and your designs won’t look like giant masses of spoiled whipped cream.

Oh come on, all he did was to use his power to abuse his position of trust by taking advantage of the vulnerable. Next stop: CEO.

Me too. Pilots always smear and leak. Jetstream all the way.

Me too. Pilots always smear and leak. Jetstream all the way.

A lot of insecure guys think Asian women are these subservient little flowers who will do whatever they want. Maybe some are. But they’ve never met my tiny Vietnamese boss, who is about 4 foot 10, gets up at 4 am to run 6 miles, has a little baby voice and will fucking cut you if you try to underestimate her in any…

She must have stuff listed on Craigslist today because there is a scanned photo of an iphone screen with photos on it LOL.

Only douchey people start using the title.