My sis converted to Christianity as a teen and did the same thing. What a great thing to throw in your parents’ faces as a bratty teen “You’re going to hell, Mom!”

I’m not joking. I believe in God, and I love Jesus (though not the Bible. Jesus in my heart is good enough for me). I’m just glad I wasn’t indoctrinated as a child.

Having sex with your wife is moral, Biblically speaking. Apparently they think drinking is not (despite all that Jesus turning water into wine business).

The part that cracks me up is that they didn’t want the person drinking “in public.” They’re fine with something they consider immoral, as long as no one knows about it. This one thing told me everything you need to know about that “church”.

I thank God I wasn’t brought up as a Christian.

I went to one of his shows (exBF took me) where he didn’t even make eye contact with the audience, just sat on a stool smoking madly and playing. I ended up going to hang out in the lobby and had a much nicer time there.

Maybe it was silk?

Yes. When a beautiful young woman makes music people love, it’s not serious. When a guy makes the same music gloomy, OMG genius.

There is nothing about him I like.

I just found out the other day (hello facebook stalking) that my HS BF is dead. I’m surprised he lasted as long as he did, and I don’t know what he died from, but dang. I hope he isn’t waiting for me. This is the guy who, long after we broke up, got a tattoo of my face on his shoulder. Weird.

It just plays into this stupid notion of “We can fix anyone if we just give them the right pithy piece of advice.” You can stop being homeless, overcome your abuse, stop your addictive behaviors and most importantly get off public assistance if someone just slaps you in the face with the right phrase. No one needs to…

I’ll be quoting your grandmother for the rest of my life. That’s perfect.

WAR IS PEACE.

Yeah, it’s probably a case of the client saying NO, JUST FLOWERS. I WANT MORE ROSES THAN ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE.

You just want any chance to cosplay, don’t you. Admit it. :-)

Dear K&K’s florist: more flowers is not always better. Throw in some greenery and your designs won’t look like giant masses of spoiled whipped cream.

Oh come on, all he did was to use his power to abuse his position of trust by taking advantage of the vulnerable. Next stop: CEO.

Me too. Pilots always smear and leak. Jetstream all the way.

Me too. Pilots always smear and leak. Jetstream all the way.