tyranno
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tyranno

A lot of insecure guys think Asian women are these subservient little flowers who will do whatever they want. Maybe some are. But they’ve never met my tiny Vietnamese boss, who is about 4 foot 10, gets up at 4 am to run 6 miles, has a little baby voice and will fucking cut you if you try to underestimate her in any

She must have stuff listed on Craigslist today because there is a scanned photo of an iphone screen with photos on it LOL.

Only douchey people start using the title.

The problem is that almost nothing works for 95% of people and there is so much bullshit out there. Research on people who lose weight and keep it off long-term tells the facts that no one wants to hear - you have to restrict your calories a lot, forever, and exercise about an hour a day, pretty much every day.

Thanks for explaining my motivations to me.

Yes, it works better than other things, which means it barely works at all.

I used to be a newspaper reporter. I’d write 10-50 pages of notes at a time. These are the smoothest, best pens out there. I have strong feelings about this.

I used to be a newspaper reporter. I’d write 10-50 pages of notes at a time. These are the smoothest, best pens out

Huevón

It could be a number of things, but tortilla chips and salsa would be last on my list because how fucking hard it it to say “salsa”?

DICKFACE

Hot ghetto mess?

College newspapers are the correct place for dumb op-eds. “Let not young souls be smothered out before they do their quaint deeds and fully flaunt their pride.”

He was only about 3. Not long on emotional maturity, those.

White privilege at its finest. If they were black, they would not be alive right now.

Thank you for your life-saving service. Now here’s the equivalent of $59.

I got one of those evil mixed bags and gave this kid one of those big Tootsie Rolls. He burst into tears and told his mom I DON’T WANT THIS!

It frightens me that people think his rhetoric gives them a green light to go out and do harm. Reminds me of a few others in history...

Most of them are aiming for the brass ring of a Fox News punditry slot.

The problem is that so many young men don’t think rape is rape.