Bristol Palin, your homeland is calling!

The Christians bunker mentality is so weird. We’re under attack! they yell, in a nation that is overwhelmingly populated by them, and which kowtows to their every looney notion.

Yes. The only thought I could form is “Ew.”

Question: will the Men’s Body Wash cause all my delicate female skin to melt off? I am concerned that I might get them mixed up.

Question: will the Men’s Body Wash cause all my delicate female skin to melt off? I am concerned that I might get…

“But tourism, even of the gastronomic variety, is the opposite of learning.” This is what I was reacting to.

Goddamn, I love some Banh mi. When the fresh baguettes sign is on, I am THERE.

It’s part of hours and hours of testimony regarding her deficits since the accident. NYDN just pulled the silliest thing to make her sound bad.

Poor mom. She tried. But I still don’t want to eat the “food” I grew up with.

My mother’s American version of “pizza” was this:

My mom believed you had to cook pork at high heat for a long time to kill the trichonosis. We had a hard time cutting it with a steak knife.

Absolutely. The world would be a much better place if everyone just stayed home and watched reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond and ate Kraft Dinner.

Nah, but if you’re at all conscious, it helps. Food can be a gateway drug to cultural appreciation and respect.

Exactly. I grew up eating food where our plates were quite often just one beige/white mass (rock hard pork chops with cream of mushroom soup, mashed potatoes, white lettuce, white bread). So forgive me if I rhapsodize about this amazing Indian food place I found.

When you taste great food, you literally have the genius of another culture INSIDE YOUR HEAD. It builds a connection at a very basic level, from which real respect may grow. I have a hard time seeing that as a bad thing.

“emotion and psychological impact”

Southern California, about 60 miles north of LA. It was about 95. The problem is that we’re not used to it being so hot, so there isn’t a lot of AC. I went to a play and the poor actors were dressed in 1880s Norwegian style (a Bergman version of A Doll House) and it must have been about 85 degrees in there. They HAD…

Just apply for a bunch of jobs and do some interviews. It’s good practice.

Read Jenny Lawson’s book “Furiously Happy.” She’ll make you laugh AND not feel so all alone.

Crazy mutt just tipped over like this and fell asleep.