Holy sweet Jeebux, I just realized my body is 70% substance that fish shit in.

This is a favorite - just perfect: http://www.figmtnbrew.com/our-beers/#liz…

A style of beer - India Pale Ale - characterized by prominent hops flavors, which usually means bitterness, though some hops (like Kent Golding) are quite floral and lovely. The beer was a British invention, I believe, meant to ship well to India because the hops act as a preservative.

Crabs do swim, and they are adorable doing it:

And crude stupid bro beer names - Fat Stupid Smelly Bastard Ale, Dog Balls IPA, Cocksucking Slut Hefeweizen...gah.

“humans against their will”

It’s just another disrespect in an 8-year onslaught of disrespect the Obamas have endured because the US is racist as fuck. It has been disgusting and horrifying to watch. This isn’t a huge thing, just another brick in a huge wall.

I was talking more about plastic waste than food waste. I can usually find a way to use food, but have to put plastic waste in recycling or the trash.

One day I came upon 3 little boys throwing rocks at ducks and I went full on Crazy Auntie at them (I didn’t know them!), screaming STOP RIGHT NOW and raving about how only BAD BAD people tried to hurt animals. They scampered off but I had to wait about half an hour for my blood pressure to normalize.

My mom is very kind and thoughtful. I hope I got that from her. And my dad, though very sensitive, was also very stoic and able to just push through regardless. I got a little of that.

Doesn’t it create a ton of waste? Like everything is individually wrapped?

My rescue dog is white and spotty underneath, too!

My mom isn’t blunt. She’s maddeningly passive aggressive. I get a call this morning that goes to voice mail.

My mom isn’t even that bad, but she would still make those kinds of comments. She’s like the scorpion that stings the frog - it’s just her nature.

That sucks. Fuckers.

Well, at least I’m a water-saving So Cal fucker :-)

Yes, because why do anything if you can’t make a huge impact?

I never thought I’d be ok taking “Navy Showers” - get in, get wet, turn off water, soap up, shave etc, then rinse - but I am now. Have you seen the damn reservoirs?

Fucking shit.

I made empanadas with a similar filling (apples, lemon juice etc) and people ATE THEM UP. They were pretty darn good.