Asking for what you want is usually pounded out of us over the course of our young lives. It’s hard to get it back - but if you want to get healthy (in a holistic sense), it’s pretty much a requirement.

Working from home is...working. I have had to work SO hard to convey this to family and friends. There’s no room for child care and house cleaning during my work hours, just as there isn’t if I were in an office building. I have to reply to one friend pretty much weekly NO I CAN’T GO GET DRINKS AT 3 PM. I AM WORKING.…

Living in a surf town, there’s so much richness. One of my favorites is when one person asks the other “How’s it going?” and they get the surf report in return. “It’s going OFF!” (which is usually not an answer, because if it was truly going off, the person would be out in the water already) or “It’s all blown out”…

My parents and grandparents always called it the icebox...but my grandpa was the iceman in his younger days. He said that’s how he met my grandma “Other guys may flirt with girls, but the iceman has his pick.”

Oh, yes, the essential oils that cure everything from depression to cancer. And they’re produced by some miracle process, so suddenly an oil that was $10 per bottle at the health food store is now $60....mmm hmmm

I am so sorry. I hope there is a pony under this pile of crap.

I have a hard time not getting mean about them selling shit I hate, like that fucking Scentsy toxic waste they shill. I have to just quietly unfollow, lest I start ranting about how they are poisoning their kids.

You can start with my friend Ike. He is an Old who still dresses like he did in high school - black band t-shirt, flannel, levis, and worst of all, work boots WITH LACES UNDONE. He needs help.

I would make his order wrong. About 15 times in a row. I learned passive-aggressiveness from my mom. She is the reigning Empress.

I am so pleased. I used to see her light up the stage at the Groundlings in LA. She stole every single skit she was in. I never imagined she would be so famous, but I’m glad it happened.

Madness! How does that even WORK??

Oh, yes I do. My nephew moved in with me and started perusing cookbooks. He decided to make Shepherd’s Pie for dinner from scratch, with no ingredients. While he was making the grocery list, BF and I looked at each other, got our car keys, went out to pizza and a movie. When we returned, poor nephew was just taking…

I try to be a good person, but I admit this headline gave me a tiny satisfied smirk.

Vegetarian for 3 decades. I love McDonald’s - their bathrooms are usually clean, and I don’t feel bad about using them without buying anything, because if they can destroy the rainforests, I can use their bathrooms. But for food? Not so much.

You have a point.

He looks happy enough!

Easiest best soup recipe:

What does one do when encountering a kangaroo? I’m really curious.

Asshole chic is....good?

The fur is from the one on the right.