I use mine as a spice cabinet.

Recipe

And what about Mitochondrial Rights? NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE MITOCHONDRIA!!

A microbe deserves all the rights of a full human being!

Awwwwww is fine and fully in the aw category, IMO. But awe should be reserved for, well, awe!

And just a peevish reminder: aw and awe are two different things.

Anyone who is a self-proclaimed feminist bitch is all right with me.

I’m all for a combination of Defending Your Life and Logan’s Run. When you turn 30 and every 10 years after, you have to present your case before a panel of judges to see if you keep living or not. The bar to life is pretty low - be a basically decent human. If you’re Jim Brownback or someone like him, you get…

As soon as I saw the headline, I thought “I’ll bet you this is a black person.” And sadly, right again.

If I had my period, I would just lay down with a book and some high-fat food instead of running a marathon. Oh, wait, that’s every day.

Oh, I did. This moron from the warehouse at work walks up behind me while I was with a client at the counter and did that thing where you chop someone in the back of the knee, so their legs buckle.

The cranky old person in me is muttering “Kids these days have to make everything all about THEM. They have no respect!”

You could use almost anything for the shallow dish - the water only needs to be puddle-deep. Mine is one of those dishes you put under a potted plant. I change the water every day, because it evaporates and birds are messy!

Every sex partner? What is “sex”? Does fingering count? Oral? Anal? Stimulation to orgasm without PIV?

I’mma bout to buy as many copies of “Changing Bodies, Changing Lives” as I can afford and start leaving them outside religious schools and fundamentalist churches...like the Gideons do with bibles in motels.

Yeah, I want to know too - not because I don’t believe you, but because it sounds like a great story!

Fear no chickadee!

As the owner of a crappy grey Hyundai, I must protest. A baby rhino falling in love with it would be the best thing ever.

I made a little birdy habitat out front - just a hidden spot with a deep dish of water and a shallow dish of water. The birds sit on the edge of the deep dish to drink, then take a bath in the shallow dish. I also have a big sage plant for the hummingbirds. Sometimes there are more than 10 birds at a time down there.…

Everyone has their indulgences. The reason no one can ask me for mine is that they were expensive meals out, but no one gives me crap about them, unless it is my mom, when I try to take her with me. “$14 for a salad? Can’t we get some KFC instead?”