One of the best times of my life was when I worked swing shifts. I could stay up til 3, fall out of bed at 10 am, and go get in the pool during YMCA Senior Lap Swim (they let me in because no one else ever came during that time) and be mostly asleep for my workout. Blissful.

And bartenders are hip to this strategy and are usually very kind about it, as long as you still tip like you’re getting an alcoholic drink.

Too late, Kev. This is Lenny Kravitz’s dick’s moment in the sun. So to speak.

It happens far more often than not. Maybe I just LOOK like a straight hair person?

Ok, maybe I am the dumb one, because I looked and there are 1000 video tutorials on how to MAKE those loops...carry on.

It’s bad enough that they’re racist idiots, but they also use a script typeface in all caps.

And I’m supposed to remove those thread belt loops? CRAZY.

I’m a white woman with hair much like the woman in the photo (I wake up like this!). I like it, but every single stylist I ever go to wants to straighten it. They will do it even when I say not to. I usually let them finish, then go find a different stylist, even though the chances are pretty good that they will want…

For a fiscal conservative, that’s a damned pricey way to cook bacon.

Yeah, I’ve had a guy in the aisle do an aggressive crotch thrust into my butt as he scooted behind me...pretty sure that was not an accident.

I give big props to the other passenger who asked him what he was doing. Good looking out. We should all be so brave.

I LOVE Pissing Contest. One of my favorite things is reading all those nutty stories.

Is it wrong to worry about these dynastic tendencies going on in presidential politics?

WTF happened to Sunday Sign-Off? Did I miss it?

A friend had a counter service job and ended up dating a customer. They were together a few months before she asked “How did you know I was into you?” and he said “The way you showed off your tits that one day, pretending like you were stretching.” She had never consciously “showed off her tits.” She said “I WAS…

DON’T BUY THOSE LIGHTBULBS FOR INDOORS UNLESS YOU LIKE SUPER BRIGHT, GLAREY LIGHT. I thought “daylight” would feel like natural light, but they are so white. A better K light temperature is between 2700 and 3400K.

DON’T BUY THOSE LIGHTBULBS FOR INDOORS UNLESS YOU LIKE SUPER BRIGHT, GLAREY LIGHT. I thought “daylight” would feel…

I would argue that you really need to feel a knife in your hand before you buy it. My favorite chef’s knife had a plastic handle and was fairly lightweight, but it fit my hand like a dream and I used it happily for 15 years.

I would argue that you really need to feel a knife in your hand before you buy it. My favorite chef’s knife had a…

Fuck that Cassie bitch.

Everywhere else in CA I have lived was chill. But Oak Park/Thousand Oaks/Westlake had this odd combination of entitlement and social striving that seemed to lend itself to jerkishness. I literally had people try to run me down as I crossed streets. I remember crying when I came home from a vacation to Kauai, where…

Being an aging rocker is a tough pull.