The rudest people I have ever met were in the Conejo Valley in Southern California. Absolute jerks in so many ways. Like if you were in the grocery store and saw something absolutely astounding and commented to the person right next to you, they would just look at you like you had crapped in your hand and tried to…

One of those Virginia morons [ducking]

I’m still pissed that she contested the Honest Toddler’s trademark.

Keeping students from banging > treating cancer or depression or excema or allergies or asthma or back pain or the flu or meningitis or....

I can see the deep analysis developing:

And women too. As long as both sides know they have this abortion card to play, they don’t have to address other women’s issues in a meaningful way.

Max Headroom did it better.

I don’t eat animals, but I totally get that some people want to hunt and eat animals. Go on with your folksy backwoods ways (this is half my family BTW). But shooting things just to shoot them? No.

“I can do whatever is legal, even if it is completely unnecessary and morally bankrupt. That should have nothing to do with any other part of my life.”

Revlon Fire and Ice! Mom loved it. She recently (she’s almost 90) complained that Revlon lipsticks now don’t have enough product in the tube, so she’s boycotting.

WHAT DOES MARIJUANA HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

Anyone who would spend $10k on a handbag has, as my gran would put it “More money than brains.”

It’s always a hate-watch, except for the parts where I’m straight-up envying Chris Harrison for having the sweetest job on earth.

I DESERVE A BANDERAS. Please send him over immediately.

Maybe he feels...hunted?

I went to an airport Chili’s during a layover. The vegetarian option on the menu was a black bean burger. Yeah, I want to consume a Gnarly Fart Bomb® right before I hop on a 5-hour flight and be the person responsible for everyone on the flight dying of stink.

My old boss would not fucking kill a fly because “I can’t hurt a living being”, but would chow down on a steak. Her explanation? “The steak is already dead.”

Where else would really dumb people go for employment? Of course she’s back.

Considering that cops can choke a person to death on camera and not face any consequences, the chances of jail guards facing scrutiny is slim and none.