People who are 37 die of natural causes very rarely. Someone dying at 37 is cause for immediate suspicion of overdose, suicide or foul play, because, other than accidents and those things, not many people in that age group are dropping dead.

Weird. I was thinking of the serial killer yesterday. That was a very scary time and I still can’t look at that bridge by the train station. It seems like an open grave to me.

San Luis Obispo, California. It’s very charming. On all those top ten lists of the “Best Place to...”

I remember interviewing the beautiful wives of rich older guys and seeing the panic in their eyes if I ever asked them a question where the answer might be something less than 100% positive. Not questions about their husbands - questions about the garden club or anything. It was really weird, like Stepford.

“he wants sooooo much credit...” oh god yes. Like a fucking beagle (not to pick on beagles) waiting to be praised for being a good boy for wiping the fucking counter. YOU’RE AN ADULT PERSON, JACKASS.

We had people get lost here. Please note that this small peak (about 1500 ft) is surrounded by a town. SMDH.

It’s pretty busy trails back there...I am really surprised they could get lost.

YES!

I like pita chips.

The irony is that my sis who posted about the drug testing was once the biggest cokehead on the west coast...guess that was a few brain cells ago.

There’s another Snacky. I don’t want to be the jerk who steals someone’s name...it will change again in a week or two.

I love this side-by-side of 100 mascaras, which makes Rimmel Scandal Eyes #72 look pretty good

L’oreal Voluminous Butterfly. $7. Awesome.

Waialua Soda Co makes the best, BTW. Real vanilla is the key.

You shut your nasty hamburger-pizza-loving mouth about cream soda.

Mom had the answer for that one when I was five...”If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you, too?”

How can I choose? Probably that Michelle Obama’s initiative to get kids to exercise is a form of government control of our children...

Getting drunk and watching my family make dumbass comments on Fb. So far one post in support of the confederate flag (“the only time in history US history has been outlawed”) and one supporting drug testing for people on public assistance. I may get a right-wing Bingo before I’m done with this bottle of wine!

Oh poor baby dog. It’s so hard to watch them decline, but they are still such good buddies and so brave and willing to try...my girl used to want her walk even though it got shorter and shorter...

DON’T MOVE YOUR FACE.