I love this side-by-side of 100 mascaras, which makes Rimmel Scandal Eyes #72 look pretty good

L’oreal Voluminous Butterfly. $7. Awesome.

Waialua Soda Co makes the best, BTW. Real vanilla is the key.

You shut your nasty hamburger-pizza-loving mouth about cream soda.

Mom had the answer for that one when I was five...”If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you, too?”

How can I choose? Probably that Michelle Obama’s initiative to get kids to exercise is a form of government control of our children...

Getting drunk and watching my family make dumbass comments on Fb. So far one post in support of the confederate flag (“the only time in history US history has been outlawed”) and one supporting drug testing for people on public assistance. I may get a right-wing Bingo before I’m done with this bottle of wine!

Oh poor baby dog. It’s so hard to watch them decline, but they are still such good buddies and so brave and willing to try...my girl used to want her walk even though it got shorter and shorter...

DON’T MOVE YOUR FACE.

Crap, I changed my name to Snacky. Now I will change it back. Don’t want to duplicate.

I toast up some pita bread and bust it up into chips. Toasted baguette? Ak mak...I think tortilla chips would conflict and potato chips are too wimpy.

Hmmm...starts rummaging through shelves for tahini.

Maybe next week, that WILL be my username. I have been changing fairly regularly just to amuse myself.

Keep peas out of your guacamole, but do try this sweet pea dip recipe from LA Times. I’m eating it right now. Takes 5 minutes to make with a food processor and a bag of frozen defrosted peas. It is impressive and tasty. Not guacamole, but really very fine.

Good for your dad for growing up and changing.

BUT WHAT ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME?

Johanna Stein’s barf bag story is great. And awful. And great.

BISON SELFIES needs a colon and a long, pretentious subtitle to get on Fresh Air. Something like BISON SELFIES: Narcissism, the American West and the Tragedy of the Commons.

RIGHT HERE.

Kate Dries won this argument a long time ago.