I say Hermies, because 1) that is how it is spelled and 2) it makes me laugh because I think of a little boy named Herman in a striped shirt and camp shorts when I say it.

Maybe you’re confusing sarcasm with being serious.

She fucked everything up when she married that asshole Bart Bass.

Yeah, especially in a 3rd world shithole like Monaco!

She named her child Hermes. How is that not abusive?

Is that her bones? It feels so disrespectful to display them thus.

Pouring one out for Pedro Zamora.

It looks like they went with Intense Token Black Friend instead of Sassy Token Black Friend. Interesting.

I suspect Adam Levine.

I’m normally pretty straight, but if RhiRhi rubbed her body on my door, she could come in and take whatever was in the fridge.

Yikes. Lavender makes me feel pukish and massage and yoga people are always trying to expose me to it.

Breathe in the essential oils from your aerial yoga sling.

Especially not all at once.

Your intestinal flora thank you.

There are many different styles of swiffer reusable pads on etsy.

I won’t do business with places that have Christian symbols on their ads or promote themselves as being Christian. I worked in sales and the only people I had screw me were those types of businesses. Other people would sometimes be unable to pay, but they would always try to make it right. The Christians just bailed…

I know. You’re just ASKING for a bladder infection.

Story time! When I was about 18, my BF could bang forever. I was at work and my smarmy co-worker, as a way of Doing Sex Talking With a Girl, wandered over and said, “Hey, do you know what the average length of human intercourse is?” I thought about it for a minute and said, quite in earnest “Um, I don’t know...20…

The “followers” are absolutely delighted to have their black guy to use as evidence against their racist bullshit.