Love me some tabby cat.

Man, I am so sorry to hear your house was broken into. I know there can be a lot of psychological fallout from having that kind of shit happen, so be kind and patient with yourself.

I don’t think it is being weird about food to want your own food, that you bought, to be there where you left it. Why can’t she buy her own damn food?

All these fuckers complaining about sticky floors and filthy seats and napkins in cup holders. Yet every fucking one leaves their trash behind instead of putting it in the trash like a decent human.

Elderly? Only one of these people looks truly elderly to me. The ginger woman? She looks about 45.

Nope. I am super law-abiding. Crazy, I know.

Nice! I just have to share my favorite local illegal painting, by people who want this dam removed:

I get a lot of PTO for an American - 17 days a year (of course that is all days off, sick etc, combined). If I took 10 days at once, I’d get fired. It might not happen right away, but it would happen.

It’s funny how we humans need to assign meaning to everything. I love the word “hiking” because it makes going out for a long walk seem virtuous and purposeful. I’m not ambling aimlessly through the countryside, I’m HIKING!

That sets off some huge alarm bells about this judge.

Kids shouldn’t be made to do anything that makes them feel this uncomfortable.

Nothing is wrong with her face. It is just a muppet face. Muppets are adorable by design.

She has such a muppet face

Whoever her bio dad is, that is one girl who left the awkward teenage phase BEHIND.

NEYMAR? With those jug ears? No.

Toastmasters It’s a public speaking organization with groups meeting practically everywhere. You get to practice in a safe, supportive environment. It’s less than $100 per year in most places. There is a structured program you can follow - you start with short, simple speeches and work your way up to more complex…

And no jury would convict you.

Whatever happened to the good old day of pulling ponytails?

This is a great piece about a young man who got sent to Rikers over an unpaid traffic fine

Tilty picture hurts me.