Yeah, with the branding right there so everyone can know what a pretentious douche canoe you are. Hurk.

When I saw her Wish Tree at MOMA, one of the wishes someone had hung was “I wish Yoko Ono would quit making art.” I quite agree.

“sarahlovescali”? Ugh.

Maxi dresses look fun and pretty and are comfortable.

Chase them with cream fritters.

She must have people to gently remove the frito crumbs from between the diamonds

She’s just complaining about this for attention, obviously.

Shorter: who needs the rule of law?

If I were the descendant of a fierce wolf, shrunk to 1/50th my natural size, I would bite, too.

This is actually a pretty cool explanation of how Cinco de Mayo is important to freedom and democracy and equality and all that sort of thing: http://www.c-span.org/video/?319231-…

That’s dumb. We also love you for tequila, guacamole and chihuahuas.

I worked for the dumbest manager on earth. When the company we worked for switched from one version of Windows to another, she called IT support and screamed at them for an hour because she wanted her old icons back because “She couldn’t find anything anymore.”

Yes - do everything but risk forming an actual human connection.

How do you like your eggs cooked?

Eggs eggs eggs eggs.

EGGS!

EGGS!

I was planning an event with an old lady on the committee. I said we could do Chinese food and she said “Oh...I don’t think people are going to want ethnic food.”

I would feel badass in that gown!

Sad bunny ear boobs