Boobs have improved many a selfie.

As long as “on fleek” means “kinda icky and abusive.”

People with disabilities and the olds deserve to suffer for being so much trouble! People seriously need to stop being so inconvenient. After they’re born, I mean. In the womb, we need to do everything we can to protect them.

Mexican food is full of big, bold flavors. Guacamole is the subtle, perfect counterpoint to that. People treat the avocado just like a fat, a flavor carrier, but it has its own lovely flavor. Just stick to the Hass or Bacon varieties and don’t come at me with that weak (ironically, given the name) Fuerte shit.

I’m sure it was worth it.

And I, in turn, am disappointed in YOU. Lime zest? Cilantro?

No punishment is harsh enough.

Yeah, I’ll save 3 bucks and risk diarrhea at the local burrito stand. No, really.

Fuck you. Nothing is more important.

I disagree violently.

God love the Satanists.

Other than being the most expensive, with the worst preventive care and terrible access, it is!

I would gather evidence and contact the Department of Health Insurance or Dept of Managed Care in your state, copying in the CEO of your health insurance company. You might be able to find their email online or guess using a format from their company jane.smith@insurancecompany.com for instance.

I found a friend on here. She uses her same username from elsewhere on the internets. Count Mockula, I’m coming to your town TOMORROW!!

I KNOW. I had the co-worker who would be all “My sandwich was $7 and I had a salad and drink, here’s a ten-spot, that should cover it.”

Buboes are so unsightly!

It’s pretty easy to make your own! My secret is a faux-wok nonstick pan with a glass lid and Mexican granulated sugar (the brand I use is “Morena” I think). You heat the oil with a couple kernels, wait for the kernels to pop, throw in the rest of the kernels, sprinkle about 2 tsp of sugar on top of them or beside…

I KNOW. I work with powerful women who make well over $1 mil, have 5,000 people reporting to them - and they’re still wearing high heels because that is what professional women DO. It’s ridiculous.

The last time I wore heels - and they were just tiny 1” heels - I tumbled down a huge flight of stairs at work, showed my undies to several surprised engineers, and sprained both ankles.

and it’s like “MOMMY LOOK WHAT I DID!”