I’m pretty sure they intentionally avoid posting photos of the man handcuffed to nuclear codes most of the day for obvious reasons like kidnapping him and cutting off his hand to take the briefcase. I believe there was quite the kerfluffle when some Mar a Lago stooge posted a shot of this fellow walking around the…

Shouldn’t it be more cathartic?

I hate Nancy Pelosi's new Netflix special.

Considering the condescension dripping off of every word , why would you even do that?

Shame Tony couldn’t have met and dated Claire Temple, causing a confused reaction in young Peter allowing for a replay of: “O.R. they?”

Why does it look like Merkel is about to put that penguin in a time-out?

There was a remake in 2006 that wasn’t great to say the least. Personally, I think the original should be left alone, it’s pretty much perfect. I think the sequels, featuring teen Damien and Damien the young politician are areas open for a retread. I'd really love to see Damian's campaign for Senate.

I’m assuming it’ll just be the White nationalist version of this character. Too bad the Ultimate Warrior died, he had a real shot at the 2024 Republican nomination near the end of his life.

It should be considered a crime that his name isn't Tuckley Carlson.

If they aren't sufficiently picked on in 2nd and 3rd grade will they even turn out like Tucker? Maybe the horrible name is a necessary component.

Is someone at splinter given permanent Tucker Carlson duty or do you guys draw straws at the end of the night to see who gets stuck watching this horror show?

Nor I, but I doubt they’re happy to have given up their control of super delegates this time around. 

How the DNC is feeling right now.

I really have to agree, this is highly selective criticism to the point of feeling disingenuous, especially coming from the G/O Media group. The criticism would have to be turned not just on io9, but basically every satirical and critical property covered on it. This feels more like a shallow potshot.

I think these are interesting and valid questions. I’ve seen them a lot more, oddly enough, in the art world before now. When Christie’s auctioned off their iffy AI portrait not too long ago it caused a big uproar around a lot of these questions, as to what constitutes an original work. I don’t think they meet the…

I sincerely hope Bowie haunts everyone involved.

I’ll give him the Rudy Giuliani “noun, verb, 9/11" line.

Is her magick strong enough to fix John Hinkelhooper’s haircut?

This is exceptionally well put.

Official tagline of this Democratic primary.