Eddie Izzard has played cis roles. Abel Gideon on Hannibal comes to mind.

Except, Lolita is a work of fiction, unlike the actions of Woody Allen. Additionally, Nabokov and Vera were three years apart, that's definitely not the case for Woody and Soo-Yin.

Am I the only one thinking that any planned Q&A portion will disappear from the program?

This is ridiculous. I was definitely engaged with the news more than my peers and about her age, (~2 years older) I knew who Tiny Blair was, but only in relation to GWB. I truly couldn’t tell you fuck all about his domestic policies outside of being for the Iraq war. I imagine she felt the same way, Bush was the guy…

He does have a massive ego, so I’m not saying he’d actually do this, but perhaps the Republican dragging Hunter’s name through the mud on Ukraine, and thus damaging his campaign enough, would allow him to step back and offer some line about the country needing a clean break and that “while he did agree to subject…

What’s this about my aunts in Jersey?

Who exactly does one call to get a price estimate on a river’s worth of vicious, amphibious, and I’m assuming, venomous snakes?

I can’t wait to see what hijinks go down when they try to bust out Roger Stone.

Speaking as a (mostly) quiet New Yorker, I’m fairly sure the worst of the subsection you describe wind up working for Cuomo in one way or another. That seems to be the time and place, yet it is never appropriate.

I’m pretty sure they intentionally avoid posting photos of the man handcuffed to nuclear codes most of the day for obvious reasons like kidnapping him and cutting off his hand to take the briefcase. I believe there was quite the kerfluffle when some Mar a Lago stooge posted a shot of this fellow walking around the…

Shouldn’t it be more cathartic?

I hate Nancy Pelosi's new Netflix special.

I’m assuming it’ll just be the White nationalist version of this character. Too bad the Ultimate Warrior died, he had a real shot at the 2024 Republican nomination near the end of his life.

It should be considered a crime that his name isn't Tuckley Carlson.

If they aren't sufficiently picked on in 2nd and 3rd grade will they even turn out like Tucker? Maybe the horrible name is a necessary component.

Is someone at splinter given permanent Tucker Carlson duty or do you guys draw straws at the end of the night to see who gets stuck watching this horror show?

Nor I, but I doubt they’re happy to have given up their control of super delegates this time around. 

How the DNC is feeling right now.

I’ll give him the Rudy Giuliani “noun, verb, 9/11" line.