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I imagine this being like the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest: horrifying and intriguing in equal turns.

Obviously, nobody should ever stop talking about this. Ever. For any reason.

I doubt you glean this information when you grow up the fox news, faux-country girl, Blair Waldorf of Arizona. 

I have no appropriate way to respond to this. I think I finally got either a girlfriend, or a full length mirror and finally said, “what the fuuuuucckkkk?”

This is terrifying, I thought for sure I was just making a terrible jab at my own teenage skateboarder sartorial choices. Seriously, those back pockets were horrible, you couldn’t get anything out that fell to the bottom. Also, I looked like an absolute clown. My mom was right.

Are JNCO jeans finally back in style?

I agree, I highly doubt that Ainsley was scrambling to make rent with only her serving gig to get by.

I’m sure even they realize Mike Pence has the charisma of a sack of loose hair swept up of the floor of a barber shop. Even for the people that like him and agree with him.

I know this is incredibly petty, but isn’t Jordan’s refusal to wear a jacket technically a violation of the house’s insanely strict dress code? I'm Hailey sure they can bar people from scanning into the floor at all for even minor violations, they should do this every single fucking day. Why should one side have all

Personally, if we’re going biblical, I like to think of Trump as an epic pulling of the rug out from under the Christians that God tired of. They saw what was doing in their name, and figuring themselves boxed in by that compact via rainbow after the flood, decided to see just how far they’d really go given the right

He’d finally get what he wanted, everyone would have to compare him to a King.

I completely spaced on Hulk, I always forget that’s still considered MCU proper. As for Garfield’s Spidey, I personally like to willfully forget that happened.

I don’t necessarily agree, her performance at times have been underwhelming and she hasn’t been in the last 2 Thor films. I think the time of Jane Foster could have been recast. I do hope in the end that I’m seeing and she’s wonderful, but she seemed, disinterested (?) in the previous Thor movies, I don’t know if that

*cough* war machine

This is absolutely correct. I mourn the loss of my precious jacket pockets each summer and iced coffee is for the fucking birds. 

On who though? Us to set if we’d watch this and pay money for it? The actors to see of they’d actually do this? The director and crew to see if they could get out with their sanity? The studio executives that have to fight the cognitive dissonance of knowing this will make money yet watching footage that is turned in

Maybe he just has good sense, I wouldn’t want to look anyone in that room in the eye. I mean, even if you skip over family who hangs around your house? Stephen Miller and Mick Mulvaney? Fuck that noise.

There’s always Tiffany...