“I know enough about lawsuits to say how deeply it affected me personally.”

I interpreted that as him getting an unintentional and unwanted boner in public.

Okay dork confession - I saw your username/comment combo and pun’ed to myself “Well it’s time to PUNCH out then.”

I need to watch porn with the sound off. It’s just too silly otherwise to actually, uh, enjoy myself.

Okay, that really IS enough Internet for today.

Pornmergency is the name of my Peaches cover band.

“This has been a test of the Emergency Porncast System. Had this been an actual porncast, the soundtrack you heard would have been pretty much the same.”

My minds telling me noooooo but my body, my body’s telling me yeeeeeeaaaa—-aaaahh

Yeesh—I felt violated that she used portrait instead of landscape!

“Pornmergency” needs to be one of those words that makes it into Webster’s dictionary this year.

The only question is was it inadvertent or.... advertent.

I was serious. Bad sex sounds are awful and unarousing.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

I think that was was their way of saying “I got aroused”.

I mean, those were some pretty fake-sounding moans.

Yeah what the fuck was that about, right?

Target is currently investigating

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right. So I was uneasy.”