They’re for dancing.

This os absolutely my number one pet peeve. So many women reflexively grab 3, 4, 5 towels and IMMEDIATELY chuck them all. Their only hand contact with each towel is literally where they grab-scrunched them briefly before throwing the whole wad into the trash.

I wash to my elbows, don’t shake at all, and get totally dry with 1 towel every time.

My seamstress said it’s nearly impossible to hit the jackpot of fitting neatly + able to move + not itchy + not bunching

Me too!

When the alternative is keeping a population in captivity indefinitely/forever, then yeah. Tigers will be extinct in the wild, we should face that heavy responsibility with grace, rather than enslave what’s left so we can pretend it didn’t happen.

Haha look at that guy’s big dong.

I dunno if he’s the first victim, 70 kids were languishing in inhumane conditions on Nauru at 00.00.01 Jan 1st...

Are you always this obtuse? Geez.

While that may seem weird, I *want* a ring that I never have to take off. I wear a gold bangle from my mother, I never take it off, ever.

I really hope that this is also his O-face.

While I understand that the our population is still growing, and the only acceptable sprawl is up (not out)... I can’t. I need nature around me to thrive. It revives and replenishes me; without it I am nothing.

Mother Boy.

Lame as shit. If I gotta fake it, at least let me be lazy about it!

Okay I might print this one out and photocopy it then.

Can you send me some? I can’t get a prescription to save myself.

This is my life! I tell fiance about it the next day and he’s always like “You should have woken me up!” and I’m like “What’s the point? Nothing helps.” :(

I want to bang Sue Perkins so much! I fell in love with her on QI. /dreamysigh

I dye my eyebrows all the time, but it costs $0 because I just use my hair dye.

Greying brows! Preach it.