Republicans thought all the women would vote for the Romney/Ryan ticket because they would think Ryan was hot! LMAO. God, republicans know sh*t all about women!

I wish someone would tell Madonna that. I went to her concert last year and she insisted on singing a bunch of new songs from her album that no one bought. I don’t care about that, dammit, I want to hear the Immaculate Collection!

His immigration plan.

He is not gender specific in his criticism of people

Oh, I like my dad as well. He’s an asshole though. Lol

I’m thinking most of her issues stem from the fact that her father finds her hot.

They’re like, borderline designer quality shoes, right? SO LIGHT. SO FUCKING LIGHT.

Especially when your billion dollar inheritance depends on it. :p

Her shoes are no joke and you’re absolved. I have three pairs.

I feel so dirty admitting this, but I need to share it to absolve my guilt.

Every single morning gossip-roundup on Jezebel since mid-2007 has been tagged “Dirtbag”. It isn’t intended to slight anyone. It’s a wry, tongue-in-cheek reference to gossip, and not meant to hurt anyone or cause them pain.

In Cher’s case, I’d guess that was for Meryl, not anyone else. Cher hadn’t had anything to prove for many years at that point.

Recommended read: Snobs by Julian Fellowes (aka Mr. Downton Abbey). There’s a whole section about how the British upper classes love using dumb childhood nicknames as a signifier to outsiders that they’ve been tight since birth.

I’ve known about Mary Louise Streep since Cher won an Oscar (for Silkwood). She thanked ‘Mary Louise Streep’ and even though I was a tiny toddler, I thought: what a poser, to let everyone know how intimate she is with Meryl. (PS I love Cher these days).

It’s got to be hard when the marriage ends over addiction, rather than just incompatibility. The person you love is still in there, somewhere, and being that person is actually in their best interests.

Sad for everyone.

Yeah, there’s a whole different set of rules for celebrities, even after they get admitted to the hospital... HIPPA? More like HIPPAHAHA.

I realized that the word “milky” had started to bother me when I would rave about the guy who sings “Flashed Junk Mind” and “Stolen Dance”.

The nude gig will appear in a video for the song “Milky Milky Milk.”

“M” like “Mancy.”