Sexing the hot things would be great! Alas, I am at work. Also engaged. :3 I have considered rubbing one out in the bathroom before...

I know them feels. Hugs to you!!

Also, your username! It does mean a thing. <3

Noted! Never going now. :)

I’m ovulating right nao! If anyone has tips on how to not be driven to distraction by every hot thing around, I’d love to hear them.

Well, I’d say you need to stop basing your self worth on your ability to attract men.

I’m bi, and I’ve played them all, but I never beat the elite four.... MIND BLOWN

Also, ya know, some people want to just whine to a friend about work for the cameraderie. Not everyone who complains to you wants you to fix their problem.

I saw some crazy domestic violence on my first cruise.

I really want ‘the QUEEN’ to be your pet name for your gay dude bestie.

Ugh, the pictures. I’m not sure what people get out of tacky tourist trap shit like this. When 95% of the other people around you are also tourists, what’s the point? You’re not experiencing anything. Go on a cruise instead.

I have a permanent side-eye for women who make such claims. I know the human body comes in all sizes. But, you’re ‘petite down there’? Suuuuuuuuuure.

Great article! Thanks for sharing :)

Agreed. Also I think it’s a little getting-it-right insurance. If the centerpieces don’t quite match, birthday girl probably won’t care, but blushing bride may well totally lose her shit. I am happy to pay a little more to know that vendor and I are on the same page!

Have you, like, been to a wedding? Not having meaningful conversations with most of your guests is par for the course. It’s not a third date, or a dinner party. It’s people witnessing a ceremony in which two people get married.

I know I’m a terrible horrible bitter Old, but does anyone just watch their life happening in private with their eyes anymore, without concurrently documenting the entire thing? Bah, humbug.

Well humanity *is* doomed. So these stories make me feel better about that. We got it coming.

Oh my god. You’re not being a baby. And you’re allowed to be bitter. That is some next-level bullshit, dad. I’m so sorry. :(

This is why I am pushing for Icelandic naming convention!! Those -son -dottir suffixes rock. :)

I don’t know why I even care, but... that looks like a normal kitchen in a 2/3 br rental.