Actually it looks like they have been created by mirror inage of one side of the face.

Right? I agree with everything you said. And my own, nasty addition: She sounds fucking whiny. They fought a lot. (Because she was spoilt and whiny?) She felt like she was sticking up for herself. (By being spoilt and whiny?) Don’t get me wrong, I was a spoilt whiny shit at 21. But I feel like a lot of the friction in…

Well, people gonna gasp at how drunk I am anyway.... :)

I worked in a pool store, one of our suppliers said that in secret ballot conditions, 80% of people admit to peeing in pools.

I feel like I’ve been to enough hen’s nights (and doe shows!) to make this proclaimation: No-one gets to have a destination public-drunkenness hen’s. Be drunk in your home town, or go somewhere but keep to yourselves.

This gif is everything. I woke Mr. Cindy up so that he could lol also.

Australians everywhere: “That’s cute.”

Unless you find the dog’s food inedible, it makes more sense to eat the dog immediately and then eat its uneaten food later. Also I have it on good authority that dog tastes better the younger it is.

Wow wtf, was she not looking at your business while she was doing it?! Sorry that happened to you. :(

YES! I think about this so often.

Clean sheets? Unless my partner suddenly becomes bad in the sack, our sheets still gonna be mad filthy, semen or no.

Pharell to Snoop...

Your captions are hilarious, please send more.

Samesies! I’m bi and she does zero for me. She’s pretty, but so what. Piper can have her and I’ll run away with Alex forever.

I have no idea who that is, but DAMN, that photo. Hnnng.

Seriously. I have gotten so many weird comments just due to the fact that he let me pick the ring, pre-proposal. Apparently that’s just the weirdest thing ever. I have had people ask ‘but is he really going to propose?’ Like it’s not a proper proposal without a surprise ring. I wanted to pay half, he wouldn’t let me…

Our school had different uniforms for yr 7-9 and yr 10-12. The older girl shirts buttoned at the back. I only just realised why!!

Typical body policing. You must wear a bra. You must not be known to be wearing a bra. :/

Fascinators are rubbish. Go big or go home. THERE I SAID IT.

That sounds awesome, and useful! I just have garden variety misophonia. /sadtrombone