Haha that sounds like my mum. “I HAD A DREAM” lol

I dunno, depends on how big your town is, and the circles you move in. Having multiple exes at one wedding is pretty common where I’m from.

Yeah, I can still love someone and enjoy their music even if they used a racist turn of phrase one time.

I dunno, I work in a lab, and our support staff wear heels all day, because they don’t come into the lab. Seems plausible.

Silly, you only catcall people when they’re alone amd vulnerable.

When I was in the US and Canada, I couldn’t find any spray deodorant, only these stick bizzos. Back at home (Australia) it’s the other way around.

When I was in the US and Canada, I couldn’t find any spray deodorant, only these stick bizzos. Back at home…

Haha those lyrics are just perfect.

Haha, whenever we talk about babies, I get that woman’s voice in my head. “Elaine, you have got to have a bay-bee!”

Damn, picture three — I want that haircut, and boyfriend.

Do the shy turnip!

My ex and I gave each other heads-up before we officially started *dating* other people. Because we had a pact. Because I freaking hate being the last to know, through social media etc. It sucks.

Urgh that smell is the worst. You win.

We sing this song’s hook as “... gonna fuck this shit; Tourette’s. TOURETTE’S!”

Nah. I have a ‘fat vagina’, but my labia are probably average. They mean I have a prominent mons pubis. Heard it plenty (although unless you also have a ‘fat vagina’ not sure how often that would come up).

It was okay. Not vegemite-y enough.

Bubblegum Crisis! :D

Agreed. This is the kind of stuff people wear to work (when they don’t have a meeting) or to the shops on a lazy Sunday. It looks like the stuff I have shoved randomly in drawers that hasn’t been touched or cleaned for five years. Maybe it’s the camera or lighting, I dunno.

Yeah!

My partner and I both really love the name Heather for our hypothetical girl. (Yes we’ve seen the movie Heathers.) Has it been long enough yet? Can we use it?

Ohhhh ranunculas are a flower?! Okay.