Hahaha everyone in the studio is pissing themselves like "Haha, noobs"

Haha yessssssss sister /knowing wink

I want him to kiss meeeeeeeee

Amongst the women I know who smoke, we all agree that it makes us actually lose weight.

Yeah but smoking it might make you *think* you're going to get arrested in your living room. ;)

I love this, it's adorable. But...

OPI is $20 each here. There's a huge market out there for fakes!

I wanna say, Friends?

I seriously love all these, a lot, and would wear them if I didn't live in flippin' Australia.

If it was a dog or cat, people wouldn't bat an eyelid. But dogs and cats live for ~12 years. Goldfish live for ~30. On a yearly basis, the poop surgery is a better investment.

+1

But the next few lines don't rhyme either? I mean, each first line has an internal rhyme, but no ending rhymes for the choruses.

Maybe weird question... but have you tried porn/fiction that turns you on, with the homework? I mean, I assume you have. Right?

I have that unicorn head. Well, me and a couple friends share it. And I tell you what, it sends people weird. Stuff goes real weird real quick.

Haaaaaaaave you *met* people before? People are idiots. ~50% of people are below average intelligence. And normally intelligent people can be turned stupid via the addition of alcohol, drugs, an audience, a news team, etc etc.

Mine too, usually, and it's made with whole eggs... because... it's mayo.

Seriously? That's crazy to me. Mayo contains eggs. What else is it that they're putting in there? O_o

My mind is blown that people are cool with 'mayonnaise' that has no eggs in it. Seriously, you can make mayo at home, from scratch. It's like, three ingredients. And eggs is the main one.

A kitten? Wow, first the poor adorable cow, now this. :(

I want to rock it, but boobs are too big. :( ::sad trombone::