Really? So you've never had fun in your life huh? Fascinating...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm dying

How can you see me through the screen?!

Ahhhh I nearly pissed myself laughing at that mental image. I think I'm overtired.

Yessssss. Rudi looks like a cross between a white Pharrell and a dodgy friend of mine. And I'll be in my bunk.

Do comedians need to have a rock-solid position on every topic? I kinda expect them to contradict themselves to make bits.

Haha I love that period bit. I quote it to myself once a month.

Now that's a party.

Oooh I'm an outlier. :)

Haha I love that scene so much. "It's not! It's for her." :)

Why do men even want a virgin? I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, or 17. But a 25 year old hornbag is going to be more fun than a 17yo virgin (unless you are also young and virginal, I guess...) and really, not that 'old' physically.

I think it varies by person, too. I get harassed sporadically (regularly when I was a teen) but my roomie swears she has never even once been harassed by a stranger. I also, now, have a wicked bitch face.

I actually thought she'd resurface at the register, and when she didn't, I panicked :O

Yeah, the idea of leaving cash on a table to be picked up by a different person seemed totally wacko to us. We know now!

Yeah, I thought that was the case (see other reply). Thanks for the info.

Wuh, I thought so. :( I got flummoxed because I was expecting to tip, but then our server disappeared, and a different person bussed our table, and a third person rang us up, and being stupid foreigners this confused us as we wanted to tip the original server lady. :(

Can some kind American please answer my tipping question!?

I dunno, I used to have the saddest most deflated caboose ever, and now I have rad buns thanks to squats. A veritable shitload of squats. Squats are incredible.

I take the greatest pleasure in knowing this sentence was spoken one time.