Speaking as someone who grew up in a country where school uniforms are the norm:

P.S. The crashing noise was me (un-co-ordinatedly) removing the bin lid. At least I didn't attempt to piss directly onto the flappy-bit.

Story time!

OMG, me too. I'm all crazy, and he's like "Are you okay baby? You seem upset; is it because you're too hot?" and it's like a veil is lifted; I *am* too hot, and I cool myself down and I feel way better.

I love Tina so much! I have had some really weird reactions from friends towards Tina... they find her really super uncomfortable. She's a teenaged female character who has authentic sexual feelings, that aren't by nature performative. They're played for laughs, but it's the sort of stuff that isn't wholly removed…

Heheheheh... 'touching butts'

Haha, +1 from a fellow Aussie. We call them 'gobbies'. Of course you never offer someone 'a gobbie', it's always a third-person thing. Because 'gobbie' is gross.

We briefly discussed the etymological difference between pizza and pie, U.S. vs Australia. Then I turned to the boyfriend, and said "I'm not a smart man—" and he joined me for "—but I know what pizza is." And he punctuated it with a fart.

Every day gets better and better. <3

My friend told me when I turned 26:

My friend and roomie is seriously weird and naive in so many ways. Like, she doesn't know what so many things are. Didn't know who Beyonce was (like, at all). Had never heard of cream cheese. No idea what cream cheese is. She loves smoked salmon.... cream cheese, no idea. Never heard of it. O_o We're both in our 30s.

I have big boobs who would wander off if unrestrained. I don't pass the pencil test. So yeah, not sure where that weird thing came from.

Right? I know our numbers are different, but I always thought the cup sizes were the same... here in Aus, I wear a 14B or a 12C, and my bewbs are big. Objectively big. Not huge, but quite big for a woman my size (one size below the average). WTF?

Two beet-based meals in a row will do that to me.

Laundry triage! I thought I was the only one. :)

We would regularly see people at a certain train station like this. It's fucking weird to see two parents, basically passed out, with two toddlers and a baby in a pram. Just passed out on the platform, while the kids run around. So awful, but really common.

Gif... so hypnotic... can't look away...

This is exactly how I feel about this stuff. I shouldn't HAVE to tell you to clean up after yourself. You're an adult. Saying something makes me feel shitty, and judging by the response, makes the other party feel shitty too. But what do you do? Just leave it, or do it yourself. If you just leave it, you have to deal…

But you know cleaning up is, like, 200% easier when you do it right away, right?

What is this movie? I want to watch it based on this image alone.