This made me literally wet my pants (just a tiny bit, but yes, that happened).

The one and only thing that stops me from being a huge metal fan is the screamed lyrics, so I am totally in love with this.

Does the video remind anyone else of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's 'Tsukematsukeru'?

Okay I think I see what you mean. Kimbra looks gorgeous, Katy looks a bit like a Lego person.

So you're over 40 and have nothing to live for? That's sad.

Is it the whole thing? I ask because my fringe looks almost identical ATM and I'm looking for reinforcement before I change it!

As someone who lost an uncle at 50: Fuck. You. :)

Well, my future band name is now "Non-stop Society-destroying Sluts" and our first album shall be entitled HUMPATHON. So thanks!

Perfect.

Jumping on the Hobbit bandwagon! I shave my legs but leave my hairy, hairy Hobbit feet. Represent!

Would.

Don't say that meth thing too loud, they'll get ideas! Here in Aus there are restrictions on pseudoephedrine, which makes it really hard sometimes to get cold and flu medicine. :(

Ahhhhh I'm dying XD

Like, I know I'll never have hair like hers, but why not whyyyyyyyy so unfair.

Aaaaaaand now my boss yelled at me for a minor fuck up, so I'm sitting on the disabled toilet, blubbering to myself. Awesomest workday yet!

A guy I term my 'proto-stalker' is in my work building. :( He wanted to meet but I told him no. Now I am scared that he will wait for me until I leave. I have escape options but I'm not going to be able to relax all day. Probably all week.

And cottage cheese is low in calories. So really, that's a health food right there. ;) No shame, when I go to the organic fruit barn I buy cruelty-free (unhomogenised!) full cream milk, cream, cheese, butter, and sometimes sour cream. I pretty much live off dairy.

High-five to you, my fellow insta-cryer.

Yeaaaaaaaaah I just. Can't. It can't be real. No-one is that awful.

The worst one ever was when I was going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of ingesting some LSD in a club. Suddenly as I walked in, I knew I had to go. But there was a line. I made it into the stall in time, but I hadn't pulled pants down yet, and suddenly my panties were FULL. Like, totally full, like a big bowl…