Baked sweet potato with roquette leaves and cottage cheese.

I just cut my hair into bangs for the first time in years! Now I have that -just-cut-my-hair high and I'll probably spend the rest of the night playing with it. :D

What's weird to me is, the main reason I don't steal or kill, is because I just plain don't want to. There are other reasons, but that's the biggie. Why do we assume that anyone would want to?

If it was half pit, I would totally agree! But when my dog is 'possibly' one quarter 'randombreedX' I don't bother mentioning it to people. It's kinda irrelevant.

Not sure what your point is.

Omg, as soon as we get the keys to our new house, my partner and I are going to adopt a dog almost exactly the same, including missing leg! We are going to call him Ewok and I already love him forever.

If it's only a quarter, why bother mentioning it at all? If it was a quarter pit and attacked someone, would you be calling for them to specifically mention it?

Yep, I gaze longingly at these on the train to work every day...

Dear Pharrell, I would very much like to touch your penis just once. Call me!

Straying dangerously towards 'fake nerd girl' territory here.

I totally binge-watch these shows.

So you're a rep for Tinkle, right? Lol

My boyfriend mega-spoils me, so I expect at least ten presents. Like, not expect as in, I'll chuck a fit otherwise, just as in I know what's coming. I still haven't played some of my presents from xmas!

Cavity-proof teeth.

The fact that you call it 'Pop Pop' tells me you're not ready.

Hahaha I'm dying

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HER AND WILLOW IN THE SAME ROOM? HMM?

Agreed with everything. Chubby is not synonymous with evil, we call babies chubby with no problem.

Acting bitchy? You started it.

To be fair, if you fast every day, you'll probably lose weight. Also, die. YMMV.