I think the type r wing was imported, not the car. The car was a US spec version that is legal here since it was sold here in ‘93.

I'm willing to wager a hefty sum that he's made quite a few other mistakes prior to that purchase, but I like where you're going with that.

“everyone under fifty clings to their cargo shorts like they’re the pivot of masculinity.”

Let’s forget about Henry and talk about a non-fictitious person named Doug. How does he feel about CPO, given that he took Carmax to the cleaners on his warranty? You may be right about Porsche getting ahead here, but what about Land Rover? Do you think they actually make money on those since they ARE unreliable?

I have numerous friends living out in the country that leave the keys in their console at all times and never lock their doors. It is all about context.

The way you typed that makes me wonder if he has a Glock in it.

No, because in the suburbs, not The Wire-esque Baltimore, it’s not unreasonable.

It sounds like you’re describing “falcon doors.”

Reminds me of the BMW Z1

Beat me to it. I LOVE those doors.

did you mean femtosecond

Busch League. The joke works better when you spell it properly.

I’d like to point out that the average NEW car price is quite skewed. I have never purchased a new car (in my 18 years of car ownership, spanning 7 DDs), and I am not alone. If there was a way to find the average daily driver purchase price (to exclude rare/classic/exotics/toys and include used car purchases), I’m…

Every manufacturer does do them. And generally they make a more significant change. Actually, most do a restyle every 4 or 5 model years. We’re going to be on 7 or 8 model years here with the same styling.

This is the law. If you’re camping in the left lane: you’re wrong, you’re breaking the law, and you’re an asshole. That does NOT excuse the idiot who was tailgating, but two wrongs don’t make a right.

then trade some old socks for a Dakota

If it’s still in the showroom 4 years after production with an inflated price, that means it isn’t “going” for that price. That means the dealer doesn’t want to let it go for the market price (read: what someone is actually willing to pay).

#COTD

[Insert Neil Diamond here]

Your freedom ends where it interferes with mine, shitbag. Go play in traffic.