Go back to the trailer park, you worthless piece of shit.

When your laziness and shitty taste decreases MY property value, it becomes MY business.

Was the intent of the project to make something more hideous than the Youabian Puma? It was a valiant effort, but I’m not sure if they succeeded.

I’ll take the HOA over a lack of one ALL. DAY. LONG. It’s not because of what they tell me I can or cannot do - I’ll read the rules before I buy there. It’s about what I can tell my neighbor not to do. In my last house, without an HOA, there was an RV down the street at all times, a neighbor with a mannequin on the…

Yes, it requires modification, but it’s already been done. Plus, there have been innumerable LSX and Hemi swaps that are much larger than the 3.6L Pentastar. Do you even jalop?

Giant? Maybe my perspective is off (I live in Texas and my Ram 1500 is one of the smallest vehicles of my circle of friends), but the Cayenne is far from Giant.

I think the whole “reserve not yet met” problem eliminates this from contention. See rule #2

I said the mother of all words... “F... dash... dash... dash”

Much faster resolution: weld a nut to it and use a wrench.

Do you still read a printed newspaper every morning, too?

She's so excited, she's so excited, she's so... scared.

Still doesn't make up for that fugly POS.

You’re right - Trump is loud and spews noxious fumes; he’s a diesel bro-dozer rolling coal.

Still my all time favorite car.

COTD

Can you fabricate a mounting bracket of sorts? Use a piece of plastic big enough for both sets of holes. Mount the plate to the JDM holes and then drill new holes for the U.S. plate. Problem solved.

Only in the presence of royalty.

See P85D. Plenty of fun to be had in electrics, as well.

Sunroofs are awesome. I’ve lived in OH, OK, and TX, and driven all over the country. If it isn't raining or snowing, it is sunroof weather in my A4. My jeep has been topless at least once every month since I’ve owned it the last 4 years.