I know this doesn’t work most places, but luckily Dallas Police generally don’t show up to court and cases do get dismissed (for minor speeding infractions). I’ve had multiple tickets dismissed simply by showing up to court (on the date posted on the ticket).

Adam Carolla is a great choice, but CJ Wilson is quite possibly the world’s biggest douche.

I was presuming that “P98,888 all in” was the price, but according to google, that converts to $2,162.20. Surely that can’t be right.

Tornado Fuel Saver http://www.tornadoair.com

“Don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years”

cars.com or autotrader.com are two I’ve had the most success with

You win the internet today

Fuck you. Those assholes got run over because they were harassing him and he was trying to escape with his family. You’re a piece of shit and a part of the problem.

JK FTW

Using only a local dealer is your first problem. The last 5 cars I’ve purchased have been from a dealer out of state. I find the exact car I want online and look at it at a local dealer, then search nationwide for that specific vehicle. 1-2 quick phone calls (to the internet department) later and the numbers are…

This grille is SO. MUCH. BETTER. than the plastic piece of shit on the last model that looked like an afterthought.

Money and power have been getting weird-looking middle-aged dudes laid for all of eternity.

I have been ticketed for riding in (a boat being pulled on) a trailer. It was at Beaver’s Bend State Park in SE Oklahoma. We were taking the boat about a mile from the launch back to our cabin. The park ranger spent about 40 minutes politely informing scolding us that this was a public highway and it was illegal to…

Awesome - check.

One entry per post.

Camero has been joke on here for quite some time. It’s not on “I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo” level, but it has existed nonetheless.

Do you even Jalop, bro?

Camero, FIFY

From personal experience: if you think another party is at fault, ALWAYS call the police and NEVER leave without them showing up and taking a report.