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Right. There's a lot of people in the situation you describe. It can be extremely, extremely difficult to get covered under private insurance when you have pre-existing conditions.

He sounds like a Urologist.

Ouch. Never good to hear about layoffs, happens way too often in this industry.

I never said anything about bukkake.

What..? I wasn't implying anything about him as a person. I just said his name has nothing to do with the game he's playing.

"Killer" makes sense in a game where you are killing things. "Rape" does not.

I really, really like "Balls" as a competitive name.

I'm not sure. Maybe it's my screeching, prepubescent falsetto tone.

That guy's Tumblr is.... eclectic.

You could do what I do! Boot up CS:GO, fire up a competitive match, and scream into your mic for the entire warmup. I usually get lots of friend requests after that.

Not to be that guy, but wasn't Kotaku trying to get away from these vague preview articles in favor of covering games that are either out or are releasing in the near future?

I thought maybe this neux game would be a different story, but it doesn't seem to be. It's going to take a lot of effort to reneux interest in this game, or we're going to end up with another neuxtered game from ole Pete.

Wow, that interview was uncomfortable, with the clear difference in opinion between Naszynski and Molyneux. And Molyneux calling Naszynski a dog with a bone.

Not shown - the player.

You'll understand when you're older, son.

Well, that was fast.