Layperson? I've been a licensed attorney for longer than you've been alive.

I'll just be the fifth person to tell you: Fair use. You're doing it wrong.

Wow, he went completely HAM.

Kills me every time.

I had no idea what those were! They seem kinda cool, if pointless in most applications.

And the also fantastic sequel -

Yeah, unfortunately the music kind of killed it for me.

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Such poise! I never knew Junior Dos Santos had a background in ballet.

The ole' Scarecrow-a-dope strategy. Works every time.

No doubt it's an impressive bit of code! And a good point about lazy code. Conversely, you can swing too far in the other direction too. I've seen plenty of code that is mashed into as few lines as possible, using as few characters as possible. It's nice and concise, however it's also completely unreadable and…

Ah, very cool. I hadn't thought about that, but depending on what color/intensity you use, it could probably reduce eye strain due to contrast too. Thanks for the link!

Right, I mean in terms of program size. That's how I meant "efficiently", considering that's the metric used in the article. Very rarely is a human going to be able to optimize for speed better than a compiler with optimization flags turned up.

I can think of few pursuits more nerdy than programming (in assembly) the smallest chess implementation ever created.

Er, no, just standard x86 assembly.

I fully support that punishment.

Kamaro's dancing prowess reached us as well in the real world where our childhood selves, along with siblings, engaged in impromptu dance sessions to re-enact his dance

Google's your friend.

The real question is, what kind of lights are those and how can I get some? I like that warm upward glow.