Sony has power over what games are sold for their console. They’re the ones saying that physical copies of games need to have an ESRB rating. Now, how much of this is coming from Sony internally vs how much is the ESRB putting pressure on Sony to require that all games require a rating is a bit fuzzier. But at its…
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As much as my initial reaction to nippled Mario was bewilderment with a pinch of disgust, the Definitely Scientific Kotaku Test™ says I’m shirtless Mario so I might as well embrace them.
I did a little research, and so far I have:
“Video games have a randomized or element of chance in them,” Watch replies. “Under Japanese law, they’re not considered skill based, but luck based.”
Let me begin by saying I’m not a competitive Smash player by any means, and I generally prefer Smash 4 to Melee.
I feel like Mario’s penis is just distracting us from the real issue here- that he apparently only has two toes per foot.
There are a lot of Pokémon who have weird implications that don’t work if you think about it, but Cubone is definitely the weirdest. Particularly since it fails both the “how would their numbers be sustainable” test, and the “why is it born this way” test. I can hatch Cubone until my boxes fill up, and the parents in…
Oh wow, I remember that game! Super Solvers was on pretty much every computer in the building when I was in elementary school. Now you’ve got me all nostalgic.
I imagine that to be the case. When I picked up through some dialogue that she was into photography, my initial reaction was “Ugh, now she has LAYERS and I’m going to have to stop dismissing her as universally awful.” Still, she’s obnoxious enough in the early stages that I realistically can’t see myself trying to…
I’m playing it for the first time on Switch. I chose to marry Leah, but it was close between her, Maru, and Abigail. Emily was an early choice but she’s a little too out there for me. Penny seems nice, but I just didn’t get that into her.
Haley’s just awful, though. I’ll be willing to accept any other girl as a matter…
Agree with all the stuff you two are saying on Mario. Nintendo is straddling this weird line between Mario being an actual character and Mario just being a necessary puppet for the player to control. And the end result is something that’s pretty weird if you think about it. Although I was talking to someone about…
The lack of Chrono Trigger, given the inclusion of Final Fantasy VI, Secret of Mana, and Super Mario RPG, really sticks out. That and I still wish that there was a third controller port for Secret of Mana, it just feels really weird to include a game that supported 3 players and not include a way to take advantage of…
Oh wow, this takes me back. I remember playing the original Fancy Pants as a browser game years ago- feels like it’s been about 10 years since the original? I remember it being a really smooth platformer, especially for a Flash game, so I may just give the Steam version a shot.
I didn’t have a PS1, but I knew someone who had FFIX and this guide. This was right around when GameFAQs really started taking off, too, so it really drove home what a waste of money it was.
In a vacuum, the remake graphics are merely bad. A clearly low-effort attempt designed to just get something out.
In the context of being remakes, compared to the SNES originals that had some of the best sprite work of all time, it’s a completely baffling decision. Why would you take something that looks gorgeous even…
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As soon as I read that the wife’s name was June, I felt a sinking feeling in my stomach. Clever subversion with the game’s title. It sounds good though, I need to give it a try.
These two again? Sounds suspicious! And fishy! Fispicious even!