My reaction this episode: That was it? Two groups hate each other until they bond over absolute (sort of) terror of a zombie attack and they become besties ever after. One actually gives the other group ALL THEIR GUNS so that yeah they’ll be dead later and yeah there will be much regret among the faithful but there…

Fast & Furious 9: Barbie-o Drift

An unfortunate Barbie Camper fire would work. My sister had one of those and as I recall, it burns splendidly (she shouldn’t have put a mustache on Mrs. Beasley).

Glad I’m not the only one thinking “Why is this even a thing?” to begin with.

Can we just kill this entire movie instead?

I suspect it’s more to do with needing her on immediate call, because of her father’s fading mental health and increasing sundowning.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

How does any headline containing the name Peta Murgatroyd NOT include the phrase “Heavens to Murgatroyd!”

This is full-blown doublespeak. This is not metaphor, this is not allegory, this is not a hyperbolic reference to dystopian literature. This is the government of the United States consciously and actively trying to completely subvert the public’s trust in media, mass communication, and language itself.

It’s a Battlestar Galactica double bra, to go under your double vest.

In 2017, do people really think there is a difference in the leaders of the Republicans and Democrats? They are cut from the same cloth, serving the same masters and fuckers of us all. They just tell different lies in their quests to attain power.

Missy Elliott taught me that if, after careful consideration I wanted to work it, I would need to put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Sage advice, indeed.

“Do as I say, not as I do...”

Come on. They aren’t going to give up that sweet sweet advertising money. :P

And/or, only promote women-owned businesses!

I assume Bobby will be the only one writing for Jez tomorrow, so probably more “deals” to make up for lack of content.

That this recipe did not originally call for Rotel shocks me. It turns cheeseburger Hamburger Helper into the food of the gods.

“Slap bet commissioner says, I’ll allow it!”

Nice —

Sorry, Mulk. I won’t say any other school in America would’ve done it because schools sadly tend to work in their best interests over the students way too often, but schools with even the tiniest shred of integrity would have had the guts to clean house, name names and take some basic friggin’ responsibility for what…