I have so much less problem with the tits and ass aspect than I do with the fact that they’re never situationally appropriate. Ariel, there are clothes for daytime and evening. That is an evening dress. Do you see how the kid next to you is wearing khakis? That’s not because his tuxedo pants were at the cleaners. …

I agree that it is her right. However, there is something to be said for learning how to dress appropriately for the event, which I’m sure will come with age. Her outfit would be fine for like, the VMAs. Really, my only issue is that she is dressed for the wrong event. I miss having such a hot body and wish I was…

Starred for “live on Satan’s balls.”

I am always of two minds about revealing outfits. The first is “what the hell, put your tits away.” The second is “ if I was that hot, I’d never put my tits away.” and then I tell myself off for being judgemental.

“This cute brunette server got on the mike and sang ‘At Last,’ ‘Respect’ and a duet with David to Chicago’s ‘You’re the Inspiration.’ She was incredible!”

Has David Foster married and divorced the server yet?

Actually, from what I’ve read, small charitable donations are often used by jerks testing out a stolen card number. The jerk that stole mine (or bought it from another jerk who stole it) made two $20 donations to Second Harvest before dropping $400 on vitamins online.

Oh, then she has experience playing the role of a woman who makes horrible romantic choices that she will regret.

I just need a list of favorite foods and a bed big enough to hold Tom Hardy (and me).

Does anyone know what kind of sandwiches Jason Momoa likes?

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Um, Velcro shoes are awesome.

If you hadn’t bashed velcro, I would have have given you two dollars.

Fully aware...just think it’s funny that Cyrus is morphing into fat Mac.

I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…

Visited the Omori Factory on the last leg of my Japan visit this past March and my goodness... My bank account/credit cards were lucky I don’t own a Skyline GT-R (yet)

That Silvia. Functional boso. I love it with all of my love.

My favorite anti-secessionist quote was from Sam Houston, veteran of the Mexican-American War and legendary governor of Texas. He straight up warned the South that it was god-damn idiotic in trying to leave the Union because us Yankees wouldn’t be having any of that noise. I admittedly remember this because of the…

That grey R33...

Baylor has committed yet another unforgivable atrocity: causing me to side with the Texas legislature.