txstarla
Wonton Disregard
txstarla

I think i missed mine. I had cramps and then nothing. Fuck. Is it menopause time? And i dont turn 50 until april. Frak.

Sorry, wrong photo of Jack. Meant to post the pirate sweater.

Jack the pirate dog...

Howdy!

Great stories always begin with,”At a wedding in Punta Gorda Florida.”

I would read the reviews of those balance ball chairs before purchasing. Sounds like there is a reason they are on sale... between the wrong size ball and the metal restraining bar breaking, I decided not to buy.

I would read the reviews of those balance ball chairs before purchasing. Sounds like there is a reason they are on

It is. We were on the Gulfton ghetto side... then moved to inner Bellaire. You wouldn’t even recognize it now. Full of houses that are way too big for their lots.

Even in frakking Bellaire it is bad. One New Year’s Day walked out to find a bullet hole straight down the hood of my car.

“[Mariah IS] defamatory, outrageous and, frankly, absurd.

Bjork and Aphex Twin were in Houston and I frakking missed it. Another 2016 fail. I need to frakking focus up in 2017.

I call it Reagan National, I’m a people pleaser.

I like himas an actor but I find his baby mouth distracting.

Lots of holidau markets... and new stuff out of the dye vat.

Just wondering why we need a formal draft registration anyway... the government knows who we are and where we are at all time anyway.

I always say “calm your tits” but I like cool your tits too. As I get older, sometimes a cooling breeze would be most welcome...

Site crashed for over and hour and it would not take my coupon. screw em.

Site crashed for over and hour and it would not take my coupon. screw em.

SHIH-TZUs FTW

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS... DEADSPIN NEEDS TO TALK ABOUT THIS!