I predict a future President.

MOMMY BLOGGERS TAKE NOTE! I hope all the blogger crotchfruit sue their shitty parents.

Stop fighting the inevitable... just shave it! Bald is sexy.

So if I want to punch this ass clown in the throat, I can use the excuse I was educated at Baylor so my understanding of assault is a little skewed?

Thanks. He has hair that needs containment. We do have an amazing collection of clips...

Aimee, how many more requests do you need asking you to please change the headline? This is not a “threesome” you describe, this is an alleged rape.

My fav part of this delicious cat gif is “fuck this thing in particular.”

Jack wants to know if he can bring a stuffed animal along for the game.

She is plannung to serve it with a nice Chianti and fava beans

I dont care what hiddles prefers, i just want him nekkid as much as possible. And nekkid Idris please.

I watch the backal nudity scenes with regularity.

I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target. It was a long afternoon.

Life is too short to drink shitty beer.

Yeah, we have weirdness on our bedroom walls too. 4 original costume drawings from Battlestar Galactica of Baltar’s Acolytes and one of the Cylon Number Six (Glenne Campbell is amazing!) People ask why? Cuz we like them. I call them my husband’s acolytes...

I work from home. I wear workout clothes because they are comfortable. Sometimes I also go to the store/drive long distances/pick up my niece from school/go to the library in workout clothes.

Used to go to a bar in Houston in the later 90s that served Orange Dream frozen drinks. Made it in one of those industrial margarita machines. Sugar high AND drunk.

OMG my husband wants ALL THE PULP. I keep telling him to just eat a fucking Orange.

Pepsi tastes like soap to me.

Is RiRi rocking butt flaps? Odd.

My eyes are rolling so much it's giving me a migraine.