I really need to upgrade my decoder ring because I only understand about 50% of what people are saying.

It’s called “LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE.”

Flummoxed is a nice way of saying what I’m thinking...

Me too. They also usually make me very drunk.

It is amazing. One of the Stone Brewery Vertical Epic beers was filtered through kaffir lime leaves. Yum.

Select retail packaging on the set and you can back out and get the medium for 8.99.

Select retail packaging on the set and you can back out and get the medium for 8.99.

You’re welcome Shep! 😉

You’re welcome Shep! 😉

I see the rubbermaid small/large combo for 14.99 now, 2 bucks less than your last promo...

I see the rubbermaid small/large combo for 14.99 now, 2 bucks less than your last promo...

I use a beautiful handmade fiddle bow bread knife from the Texas bread knife company. I think it cost about 20 bucks and we bought it 20 years ago! If i remember correctly, it is made from pecan wood.

In my old age, I’ve decided brides should just wear whatever makes them happy. I see so much stupid wedding chit that I just don’t have enough eye rolls left anymore.

Exception to the stupid shit rules is granted because Lochte is a fucking stupid twat who deserves to be snitched on

I call it Shitlap. Cracks my Mom up every time.

The other person in their relationship is Shiplap. I’m convinced she would have sex with it if she could. Or maybeShe and Table Guy do the dirty ON shiplap...

Glad I’m not the only one who freaked out. I thought I had a stroke

Waco native here... thank the gods I got out.

Did i read that correctly... he sent dick pics to a minor? She was 17?

Some of those are some weird looking dicks.

On behalf of the bitches, we don't need Smith or his bullshittery.

Don’t waste the favor. I could make the biebs cry and run home to Canada. And I’m a 5'5" woman with no military skills. Gimme 3 minutes with the little shit.

Very excited about your podcast!