I picture your relationship with him looking something like this

Naw, just my stepdaughters boyfriend.

How do you do it?? Freaking brilliant! Love the article, I pray you are passing the gift of writing to your children. Thank you!

Rich white people get over on poor white people by telling the poor whites “you are better than those lazy POCs, but you have to keep them down so they don’t take your stuff.” When that doesn’t work, the rich weaponize law enforcement. Meanwhile the rich are stealing them blind. This trick has worked for hundreds of…

Yep - guessing based on the pings alone that both connections are wireless. The screenshots honestly look like phone screens. Other factors that affect download speed:

Its fun when people take billions from others, commit endless crimes without punishment, then get called a success.

Here’s what happened to me on my gigabit fiber - my hard drive was too slow. The drive would start out fast enough for as long as the cache lasted (it was a hybrid drive with an SSD cache on one end and a yucky 5400rpm on the other end), and then the drive would throttle hard due to getting overloaded. This led to…

Seriously. Feature, not bug.

It sure seems to fit “unlawful imprisonment.”

When the crowd surrounds the vehicle, and refuses to move, those inside are being detained against their will. Whether the crowd is “peaceful” or means no harm is irrelevant - they have still detained those in the car against their will.

I thought Jalopnik might be the one hold out where I could get somewhat of a break from the shit that is going on in our world now and just focus on car articles. Guess that’s over now. 

Oh, were all 66 of these incidents preceded by threats to a persons vehicle?

There are more than two sides to this, and 66 instances of cars hitting protesters does not mean 66 sets of identical circumstances. The 19 and 4 determinations about malicious intent is testament to this.

“Cars Have Plowed Into BLM Protesters At Least 66 Times Since Late May”

This site has gone to complete shit.

Also, if you don’t want cars in your protest, you work with the city to get the roads where you’re protesting closed. Lots of groups do this when organizing marches or protests.

For those who support vehicle attacks: when you find yourself agreeing with ISIS tactics, take it as a wake up call to maybe reappraise your outlook.

Ugh. Guess what happens when you protest in the street? Hmmm. I wonder?  

People who dont stand in the middle of the road get hit 0% of the time. True story.

I got a new PC and realized I was having a major network speed problem. My 75/75 connection was reporting like 20/20 and I felt like I was using dial-up. I called my cable company and they brought some extender thing, but that didn’t work and they had no idea.