A corollary to the “Most Famous Person” question is, “what person really doesn’t need ID?” Like, there is no way you could mistake that person for anyone else.

No Pope Thrower? 

the ball came spinning out counterclockwise because of the Oriolis Effect

Say what you will about the decling quality of the Austin Powers series, I’m not sure a movie has ever had a better tagline than “But if you happen to see two movies...”

#TorresBodyCount
#SanchezCrimeFamily

That’s fun stuff!

Isn’t it odd that he does everything except hit and throw left handed? Usually it would be the other way around - lots of guys throw right and hit left because left handed bats are at a premium.  I guess if he was always going to be an infielder he has to throw right handed, but it seems odd that a natural lefty hits…

Next time Hyde will remember to stand for the anthem!

Everyone should know that once Latinos give you a nickname, it’s on you forever. Like my nephew Juan White Boy.

Beto couldn’t have hoped for better press.

Same here in Ohio. Nobody wants that pig anywhere near Dayton.

Now I live nowhere near El Paso (Texas is a big fucking state; I’m SPI) but people here are pissed that Trump is in Texas. It is another chance for me to use the term unmitigated gall; he has an abundance of it after his rhetoric is the cause of this.

You answered this question: he is a Whole Bitch. 

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

It’s kind of a prerequisite, is it not?

The heck ya mean? 

PRIDE: I mean, it has to be the peacock, right? Look at those vain motherfuckers struttin’ around with their fancy-pants feathers.

This kid is 3 years from sexually assaulting a girl in a frat house and about 20 years from being in the House of Representatives.

I said once that I treat nose/ear hairs with the same policy as spiders - I will not seek you out in your dark places and hunt you down, but if you come into the light I will strike without mercy.

Glaude is spot on...I’ll give the folks at MSNBC some credit for just shutting the fuck up and letting the man speak. More of this, less of the other bullshit.