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Randy Johnson was always mine.

I texted this article to my friends for the first paragraph alone.

i feel like there has to be a gender specific ranking.  i object.

kudos to those tulsa defenders all willing to take a point blank shot to the face though.

pedantry alert:  enormity doesn’t mean that.

As he walked off the field, he should have lovingly gestured to the crowd and mouthed “that was for you, bitches.”

I hit the jackpot on going in blind as a young teen when a friend suggested we see something called Shawshank Redemption.

Too high.  Too high.

But Plugs

Anyway, I’m gonna talk out of my ass and tell you that the counter-clockwise arrangement of the base paths is to blame for this.

Was living out of state but flew back to Austin to watch the Vince Young UT-USC Rosebowl around allies. Picked a random bar to watch it in.  In walks Earl to watch it right next to me. Probably my best brush with greatness.

The Cal Bearly Making Rents?

They do that pros v. joes thing where they had Ricky Williams against some schlub and Ricky took it easy and still ran him down like grass.

a few, barely noticeable inches

lulz at this galaxy brain chain of comments.

The two brothers were tied as the 11th richest people on the planet

It’s a very different game, and the numbers you show are anything but immaterial. 5 more Ks a game? That’s huge!

I did the let’s go thing back in my playing days (brag) a couple decades ago, and reflected on it. I wondered myself where it came from.

for real though, woodson should have called peyton.