I MUST KILL THE QUEEN

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

Didn’t realize Taubman had gotten another job so quickly.

wut

That is some Next Levek Disruption. Are you sure you don't work for the Astros? Because you will after this revelation.

Maybe Donald was supposed to come to ispineknotty’s kid’s birthday party or something?

“Always remember, hockey is not about winning, it’s always about fun.”

Grape Nuts start as a box of crumbs.

BARRY SANDERS

this isn’t about you

This is not one of those signature Trump defects that can readily be spun into a secret strength or as a subtle bit of advanced dealcraft that only experts and initiates can appreciate

Boston sucking makes a lot of sense if their manager legitimately thinks “playing the game the right way” includes laughing at the pitcher who just got 3 outs on 3 pitches.

Now you’ve got a convenient excuse!

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

“I’m just happy our guys are playing the game the right way,” Cora said.

All I had heard was that Minor was trying to get the milestone, the dropped pop-up, and saw Abraham’s tweet and Minor’s response. So at first, I was kinda like, “Eh, that’s kinda lame of the Rangers.”

Now after reading all of this, and hearing the blatant lengths the Red Sox went through just to deny a guy a milestone…

This is playing the game the right way. It’s entertaining.

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

Some may say that Brady is a puppy who has lost its way.

Tom: “Sure, he did some terrible things before he joined the team, but that’s all TB12 under the bridge”