“Wow, what a psycho.” — Max Scherzer, at home eating a live rabbit

Some of my best friends are black and white photographs.

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

If Perez had any sense of comedy he would have thrown that ball over the fence too.

Makes me RayVaughn, too.

Severino: [puts down #1 sign]

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of slow pitches?

It really makes you Wonder.

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

It’s the perfect crime when you think about it*.

Because people who shoplift immediately follow the theft with a marriage proposal to cover their tracks.

Here’s some free Loss Prevention 101 training:

They can find his dad?

+2.54

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

I mean, I take your point Chris but I think the Spurs have to have higher hopes for Duncan than merely being “better than everyone in the Wizards organization combined”..

Gabe, your summary is fine, but the transcript really deserves to be read in its entirety.

In true Dead Letters fashion, the caller ended his rant, “And you better believe I’m calling with a Samsung Galaxy S8+ on Verizon, motherfuckers.”

He and Kubrick clashed on the set. Very painful memory.