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6/27/19

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6/27/19

It’s helpful to know that Robert Frances O’Rourke is the new version of Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

6/26/19

Uh huh. Her protest isn’t doing anything yet you decided to post a comment about it on an article that doesn’t even have anything to do with her past anthem protest? Makes sense.

6/26/19

Nah, it’s much more effective to play for the team and protest the anthem. Look at how much it’s upsetting you - that’s protest in action.

6/26/19

So you’re saying that the most effective protest would be to give up her global platform, the enormous stage that magnifies her protest so people can actually see it the world over, and generate converation.

6/24/19

6/24/19

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

6/21/19

If your homies not hyping you like this then you don’t need them

6/21/19

Bone hugs in harmony.

6/20/19

At the very end of that Twitter clip it looks like two Cameroon players are being treated for fainting on bottom of a celebratory pile-up, one being loaded onto a stretcher. Nothing scares me more than the thought of getting stuck at the bottom of one of those, so I made sure to never have enough athletic prowess to…

6/20/19

Feliz Navidumb

6/20/19

It was a typo. They meant to write, “...but Norfolk’s right fielder forgets how many people are in attendance at the game.”

6/20/19

Manager: “FELIZ!!?!?!?!!!11!!?!”

6/18/19

“Hey man, free shoes!” -Jim Tomsula

6/12/19

“I guess they didn’t learn their lesson when we dropped that H-Bomb on them during the invasion of Grenada”

6/12/19

The domestic migrant factor may not work as much in the Democrats’ favor as you would think. People are willing to move to Texas not just for jobs, but also because of - not in spite of - its cultural reputation. I can’t find the statistics right now, but I remember reading that native-born Texans were less likely to…

6/12/19

What does his side business have to do with TX politics?

6/12/19

“Rando poster tries to make their comment thread bones by shit-posting Jon Stewart’s continued support of 9/11 First Responders.” would have been a good one too.

6/12/19

One of the most interesting facts about the Beto election: He got more than 50% of the vote of people who were born in Texas. He lost because people who have moved to Texas voted against him. The state is already purple, it’s just not evenly distributed. God, we need Molly Ivins these days.

6/5/18

But why is it called The Truman Show when it’s clearly a movie? Took me out of the story.