Is working out every other day 3.5 workouts a week?

Because you seem to think they were all free throws, which means he was fouled about 45 times, which means that like, nine Warriors fouled out, which means that they couldn’t field a full team, which means forfeit, which means Cavs win?

The math checks out.

Perhaps she discovered he is no comedian.

Scoring on the play goes 2-Choo-6.

The best part is actually after the video ends. The Yankees gave up 7 runs in the next four innings and lost the game.

Nothing like a good rhetorical tautology to really get at the root of a problem.

Would you be capable of accepting that there are multiple factors involved the current epidemic of gun violence but that doesn’t change the fact that current gun laws and regulations are far too lax and it leads to an unnecessarily easy accessibility to firearms? Because the lines you’re using are generally a tactic…

“On behalf of the entire crew, it has been a pleasure serving you today and we are looking forward to see you in one of our future flights. We do realize that you have a choice when you fly, and we thank you for making us number 1.”

Re: announcerless games, some (if not all) MLB.tv streams have the “ballpark sounds” option for audio overlay. It’s pretty nice! You get all the TV infographics and replays with the pleasant ambience of a ballgame, PA announcer, organ, etc. (You can also put the radio announcers over the TV if your TV crew sucks.)

The O’s depth is breathtaking..

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

It’s the Babe!

You packed a lot of terrible takes in two sentences. Very impressive.

1-for-44 with 30 K’s

SAE Equivalent: 1 Cust.

LeBron James is one of the smartest athletes to ever play the game, his basketball IQ is incredible. Please shut the fuck up

Well, ain’t that a punch in the face.

Good thing for that sign. My original plan was to play dead until I was actually dead.

Just when I think they can’t go lower

“My parents were crying. It was tough, man. I have to stay positive...