Jerry still got fleeced, that tweet notwithstanding.

My claim to fame is watching Bengie Molina need the triple to complete the cycle in Fenway and getting it.

Theory:

I quoted Carlin just yesterday to my wife about the electorate:  Think about how dumb the average American is.  Then remember that half of them are dumber than that.

Lulz at it being Kobach. The voter fraud guy now being told to block access for brown people? Gosh, those two things seem totally unrelated!

Chose to make fun of the injury of a dude that got blown up in a war. That’s rotten luck that his politics aren’t exciting to you, but you have to apologize. Pick a better target next time.

I’m a Longhorn alumnus so my ode to him comes from an earlier time, but I remember we had our best team ever, top seed in the tourney, get trounced by him in the Final Four.  I wasn’t even mad.  I just sort of shrugged and wondered how the hell they were ever a three seed.  We couldn’t even pretend to slow him down.

Even John King didn’t really understand the numbers he was reporting. He’d say something about “Harris County has 16% of the votes in” and it would show 800,000 votes. Then they’d run with the theory that “16%” meant there were still 84% of the votes outstanding. No, John. 5,000,000 people are not going to be voting…

Guy who suffered historic thrashing wants guy who nearly had historic upset to adopt his smarter tactics.

And eternally thereafter because Stephen Jones seems just as bad.

Re: old age brain. In my personal experience, the onset is long before Trebek’s age.  I’m 39 and can tell my processors don’t work as fast anymore.  It’s really disturbing.  

Barbecue with fries?  What the fuck are you talking about?

If you used the projections as your baseline, yesterday was a loss for Dems. The Republicans in the senate overperformed (R+1 or R+2 was the consensus), and the Democrats in the house were about in line with the projections (D+34 or so).

He already had to wear that uniform. Isn’t that punishment enough?

I like the look of a crisp, plain white t-shirt, but I can’t be trusted to wear one without INSTANTLY ruining it.

Inconclusive.  Ruling on the field stands.  It was left.

Political stunts don’t usually take on the form of nuclear grade felonies where everyone involved would spend 50 years in the pen.

Cowboys first round pick will be a high one.

I go to the gym MWF in the mornings.  My wife TTh.  That’s the other option.

You must learn to master your fear . . .